the mark of the beast
How to do sex:
- Put the lime in the coconut
- shake it all up
"Honey, I’m leaving you for Poussey”
Do not plug in pls
oh hi i upgraded ur ram
It’s getting rid of bugs.
There has been a tragic misunderstanding about what kind of web the ethernet port provides access to.
[Flirting with a girl]
Me: “so uh, where do you want to live when you grow older?”
Her: “Well i really like New York”
Me: [Pulls out Yu Gi Oh card]
Me: “TOO BAD IM SENDING YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM”
Harley Quinn gives me so much life
Important insight from Mr. Elba.
PACIFIC RIM 2: DUCK PUNT
me: ugh having trouble connecting to the wifi using my mac
every PC user in the room: WELL YOUR FIRST MISTAKE WAS PURCHASING THAT OVERPRICED PIECE OF ALUMINUM YOU PIECE OF TRASH LMAO
a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook…
My principal decided to join him in a photo.
The new photograph will go in the yearbook as a way to raise awareness for American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) and rescue animals like Mr. Bugglesworth and Vivienne.