caroline deadtrash was here This Tab is Sexy

when beyonce comes on at the gym.

sextpert:

you know when you really want to kiss someone and you can’t help but keep looking at their lips like those should be on mine

anescapedfish:

positiveclarity:

all-in-all-love:

ask-monsuir-grantaire:

doughnut-tax-outrage:

iwearadeathfrisbeenow:

tyleroakley:

Yikes.

THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT ANY SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS WOULD TELL YOU TO DO.

So she’s getting punished for doing the right thing? She should have let her friend drive drunk? Should she have let her friend kill herself in an auto accident? 

Reblogged it before and i’ll fucking reblog it again.

glad bhs isnt like this

WAIT I KNOW HER WTF?

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT

THIS IS HOW YOU GET KIDS KILLED

quentintortellini:

pen pals with benefits

benigoat:

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

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pesh-tigo:

I took this screenshot like 10 years ago and its brilliance still makes me laugh my ass off

pesh-tigo:

I took this screenshot like 10 years ago and its brilliance still makes me laugh my ass off

madeupmonkeyshit:

when shawty say she got the free crib but her parents gunna be back soon

madeupmonkeyshit:

when shawty say she got the free crib but her parents gunna be back soon

beyoncevevo:

today a little girl at camp asked if i had mom and i said “yes” and she went “oh i didnt know old people had moms” 

burgerkid:

when you win an argument against someone you don’t like

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so-few-words:

unamusedsloth:

Full video here.

they make it look so graceful