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nightgaunts:

the mark of the beast

nightgaunts:

the mark of the beast

castielsteenwolf:

How to do sex:

  • Put the lime in the coconut
  • shake it all up

gameboy-sp:

"Honey, I’m leaving you for Poussey”

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grizzlygains:

tastefullyoffensive:

[nodunno]

Oh my fuck my heart!!!!!!!

grizzlygains:

tastefullyoffensive:

[nodunno]

Oh my fuck my heart!!!!!!!

the-real-seebs:

aerialsquid:

racieb:

thatfuhkinhippie:

Do not plug in pls

oh hi i upgraded ur ram

It’s getting rid of bugs.

There has been a tragic misunderstanding about what kind of web the ethernet port provides access to.

the-real-seebs:

aerialsquid:

racieb:

thatfuhkinhippie:

Do not plug in pls

oh hi i upgraded ur ram

It’s getting rid of bugs.

There has been a tragic misunderstanding about what kind of web the ethernet port provides access to.

theleaguelife:

lmqxiaoweixiao:

[Flirting with a girl]

Me: “so uh, where do you want to live when you grow older?”

Her: “Well i really like New York”

Me: [Pulls out Yu Gi Oh card]

Me: “TOO BAD IM SENDING YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM”

SOMEONE PLEASE

viinasu:

Harley Quinn gives me so much life

viinasu:

Harley Quinn gives me so much life

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

brainbubblegum:

thomas4th:

sputnikcentury:

Important insight from Mr. Elba.

PACIFIC RIM 2: DUCK PUNT

brainbubblegum:

thomas4th:

sputnikcentury:

Important insight from Mr. Elba.

PACIFIC RIM 2: DUCK PUNT

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dialupmodem:

me: ugh having trouble connecting to the wifi using my mac 

every PC user in the room: WELL YOUR FIRST MISTAKE WAS PURCHASING THAT OVERPRICED PIECE OF ALUMINUM YOU PIECE OF TRASH LMAO 

enchanting-ravenclaw:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook…

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(x)

UPDATE!!

My principal decided to join him in a photo.

The new photograph will go in the yearbook as a way to raise awareness for American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) and rescue animals like Mr. Bugglesworth and Vivienne.

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unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.